Jeste li ikad kuhali ovoliko pijani?

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Je li vam se ikad dogodilo da na YouTubeu naletite na pravi dragulj, kanal uz koji se naprosto valjate od smijeha, samo da biste otkrili kako kanal nije aktivan već godinama. To se nama na žalost (ili na sreću) dogodilo s ovim kanalom!

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Radi se o YouTube kanalu Dead Drunk But Trying (“Mrtvi pijani, ali trude se”). Riječ je o već odavno nažalost mrtvom kanalu koji je svejedno izbacio nekoliko najzabavnijih videa koje smo vidjeli. Njihov koncept je jednostavan – prvo napiju dvojicu ljudi, a zatim im daju da obavljaju svakodnevne zadatke, poput pečenja pizze, montiranja šatora ili sastavljanja pokućstva. Rezultati ovih “natjecanja” očekivano su katastrofalni i potpuno urnebesni!

Padaju po ulici, uriniraju i izlijeću pred aute!

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Tako u možda najboljem videu na ovom kanalu dvojica mladića prvo ispiju toliko pića da na alkotestu napušu više od 1,5 promila. Zatim ih, uz nadzor, pošalju u dućan po sastojke za pizzu koju moraju osmisliti, ispeći i pojesti.

Već pri samom odlasku u dućan natjecanje gotovo izmakne kontroli jer pijani natjecatelji izlijeću pred aute, uriniraju nasred ulice, padaju na pločniku i rade nered u dućanu.

Odvratne pijane pizze netko treba i pojesti

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Prvi natjecatelj po povratku osmisli pizzu s kolačićima od sljeza, salamom i sladoledom (!!). Drugi natjecatelj osmislio je pizzu sa škampima, namazom od povrća, kavijarom iz tube. 

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Prilikom izrade pizze voditelj konstantno mora obuzdavati pomahnitale natjecatelje koji se bacaju po podu i gađaju se s tijestom za pizzu. Nakon toga servira im još žestica, sve dok likovi ne postanu doista mrtvi pijani, s više od 2 promila alkohola u krvi.

Padali pod stol i razbijali tanjure!

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Nakon toga, natjecatelji su jedva u stanju razumljivo govoriti i ostati budnima, a još moraju pojesti odvratna jela koja su jedan za drugoga pripremili. Prilikom toga pokušaja im očekivano pozli, a stol izgleda kao da su na njemu žderale životinje, pun odvratnih, razbacanih ostataka neprepoznatljive hrane. Nakon što natjecatelji padnu pod stol i razbiju tanjur, potpuno iscrpljeni i prljavi od glave do pete, natjecanje je gotovo.

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Preporučujemo vam da pogledate cijeli video i na svoje se oči uvjerite kako izgleda kada pokušavate ispeći i pojesti pizzu s 2 promila. Ipak, ne savjetujemo da pokušavate oponašati scenarij iz spomenutog videa kako se ne biste otrovali alkoholom, ozlijedili sebe ili nekoga drugoga, ili pak natjerali susjede da vas zauvijek zamrze.

Dobar tek!

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